The Onion wrote an article about my experience at work! Ha! It’s so true and so funny (and so sad).
Reading the article also brought to mind a situation taking place among some family members right now. With my aunt and uncle both having passed away, their five adult children have somehow allowed the most horrible of the siblings to make the family’s decisions. “Why are you listening to her?!” , I always want to scream when I hear of the latest awful thing she has done.
For those on Twitter, check out the hashtag #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories. Lots of very funny stuff building on Trump’s gaffe yesterday about how, during our Revolutionary War in the 1770s, we “took over the airports.” Sample:
Dearest Martha, please find enclosed a tracking number for my lost luggage at Philadelphia. It shall arrive to Mount Vernon via carriage in 21-25 days. Also enclosed is a receipt for the cost of parking my horse at Dulles for the weekend. Love, George.