A bit old, but very funny.

Dickens38 - I’ve posted the video so it can be played right from here. You can do that by using the little movie clapboard tool above the message box.

And yes, I agree it’s hilarious - definitely the funniest of any of Jimmy Fallon’s Mad Libs.

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE READ:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”

On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”;

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.”

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a Vehicle Exhaust Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”

And finally:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

My favourites: The Maternity Room door and The Vet.