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Post by coolclearwaters on Aug 17, 2017 2:47:57 GMT
It's one of the Benedict clones who does happen to be having an affair with one of the James clones. The real Benedict has retired to a secret island where he occasionally runs into the real Elvis Presley. He's too busy counting his money, getting updates from Harvey Weinstein, monitoring his clones and the Sophie clones, and maintaining the purity of his dorkiness to have time for romance.
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Post by queenzod on Aug 17, 2017 3:28:05 GMT
🤔. There's a hole in one of these theories. I'd bet on it but they're just so air tight I can't figure out where...
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Post by coolclearwaters on Aug 17, 2017 3:34:26 GMT
You may think Elvis is getting a little old, but he's immortal.
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Post by coolclearwaters on Aug 17, 2017 3:43:36 GMT
It's a nudist colony, btw ...not Elvis, though. He's a nudist emeritus. It's quite a scene when all the Benedict clones descend on the island for a confab.
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Post by queenzod on Aug 17, 2017 5:40:14 GMT
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Stahp! I'm exploding with visions of dozens of naked Benedict clones. They don't get sunburnt in important places, do they? I'm so worried. There's a lot of sun in Majorca, one needs to be careful.
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Post by coolclearwaters on Aug 17, 2017 6:55:01 GMT
One of the clones is in Majorca, not the real Benedict - too many tourists. The RBC is lives on a secret island with vats of sunblock and a staff devoted to making sure he doesn't get burned in any sensitive places.
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